Greetings, sinners and fun-loving degenerates! Thanks for stumbling here. I thought it would be welcoming to present you with a few of my new stand-up clips ahead of the The Two-Headed Monster Comedy Tour’s Ontario leg with my bosom buddy Nick Beaton. You can find tickets to our shows by clicking here.

My hope is that these stand-up clips fill you with joy and irresistible consumerist urges to come see us live in the flesh (and sometimes in the partially pantsless) at a venue near you.

MADONNA’S PLASTIC SURGERY FACE

MOVIE THEATRE HOT-DOG

FAKE TANS

For tickets to The Two-Headed Monster Comedy Tour, click here!