Hunter Collins Astrology Juice!

$20.00

Hunter Collins brand Astrology Juice gives you the best astrology! Because it’s made from actual constellations, Astrology Juice knows how to automatically adapt to your personal star sign so you can maximize your luck, love and crops!

Note: bottle shape and liquid color may vary

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Hunter Collins brand Astrology Juice gives you the best astrology! Because it’s made from actual constellations, Astrology Juice knows how to automatically adapt to your personal star sign so you can maximize your luck, love and crops! They will say this is just water in a jar, and those people are probably geminis.

Even after it is bottled, Astrology Juice continues to gain astrology with every exposure to the night sky. Hold your Astrology Juice out towards the heavens so that you may keep absorbing the wisdom of the burning gas balls that govern your destiny! You will look so smart – PLUS, you will have so much astrology!

I know all you Pisces..ses will love Hunter Collins Astrology Juice, because you were born in the same month as each other and are therefore all the same! Buy Astrology Juice now before your astrology levels deplete, leaving you unable to win the lottery as easily as you normally would!

Note: bottle shape and liquid color may vary

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