Hunter Collins’ COVID-19 19-DATE COMEDY TOUR!

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I’m going outside… to take my stand-up comedy on the road! You know what’s actually contagious? LAUGHTER! This pandemic is being blown way out of proportion *sneeze*. Personally, *cough* I feel that if I can hork a loog into a napkin *disconcerting wheeze* without seeing any lung-chunks, it’s safe to perform my art to a paying audience of whatever number it’s now illegal to gather in *projectile vomits lung chunks*. Here’s all the info for the Hunter Collins COVID 19-DATE TOUR!

  • FERGUS, ON – Saturday March 28 @A Loblaws Being Ransacked For Beans 9PM
  • OTTAWA, ON – Sunday March 29 @Some Empty Pit 9PM
  • KINGSTON, ON – Monday March 30 @FEMA Checkpoint 9PM
  • CORNWALL, ON – Tuesday March 31 @Cannibalism-Optional Beach 9PM
  • ST-JOHN, NB – Wednesday April 1 @Marauder’s Brothel That Used To Be A Quizno’s 9PM
  • HALIFAX, NS – Thursday April 2 @keep running 9PM
  • AJAX, ON – Friday April 3 @A Generous Oracle’s Cave 9PM
  • AJAX, ON – Saturday April 4 @My Cave (ate The Oracle) 9PM
  • SUDBURY, ON – Tuesday April 5 @Bonecruncher’s Battledome/Bed & Breakfast 9PM
  • OTTAWA, ON – April 6 @That Empty Pit Is Overflowing With The Carcasses of Our Fallen Now 9PM
  • MONTREAL, QC – Sunday April 7 @My Childhood Home Where I Find My Parents In Bed As Desiccated Corpses Holding Hands 9PM
  • TORONTO, ON – Monday April 8 @The Abandoned Rogers Centre (pretty cool!) 9PM
  • BARRIE, ON – April 9 @Insane Jack’s House of Spears 9PM
  • TORONTO, ON – Thursday April 10 @*DAY OFF TO CAUTERIZE SPEAR WOUNDS*
  • SUDBURY, ON – Saturday April 11 @Jaw-Smasher’s Battledome, Formerly Bonecruncher’s Battledome 9PM
  • WINDSOR, ON – Sunday April 12 @Hey, something’s happening on the other side of the border 9PM
  • DETROIT, MI – Sunday April 13 @Riot of the Century 9PM
  • BORDERS MEAN NOTHING NOW – Monday April 14 @Mountain of the Leech King 9PM
  • NEW GAIA – Tuesday April 15 @Being Frank With Frank D’Angelo 9PM

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