NEW Hunter Collins Replica Rubber Mouth w/Head!

Brand spanking new Hunter Collins Replica Rubber Mouth w/Head is a handy and versatile piece of household equipment! You can:

-Plant some flowers in it

-Store your dry pasta in it to keep it fresh

-Defile it

-Use it as a savvy hiding spot for Easter egg hunts!

Made from 100% military grade rubber and syphilitic pig hair. Stains super easily. Starts to stink if you leave it in the sun. Will look like Joey Fatone if it melts (but then, hey – free Joey Fatone mask!). Click below to order!

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